5 tips for surviving Halloween

What’s that? You mean, you don’t want to be scared to the point of your hair falling out and your eyes turning to ice? You mean you’d rather think about what presents to get little Bobby for Christmas? You mean you’d rather drink sherry for breakfast and try out your new recipe for how to make the best, most scrummy, least smelly Brussels sprouts ever? Well, why didn’t you say so in the first place? Here’s five tips for how to survive the horror season. Avoid clowns AT ALL COSTS This probably means avoiding the heady heights of Northampton. I’m…