So, I was bumbling around the internet (it’s a habit, occurs mostly when I’m awake) when I happened across “I write like”. Now I’m guessing this might be old news to some of you (I’ve obviously been too distracted by videos of squeaking sloths) but once stumbled across it’s almost impossible to refrain from running yourself through the machine. I suspect the only way that I could have stopped myself would have been with the assistance of a gang of balding, human-sized hedgehogs – made bitter by their lack of hair they resort to street violence and cursing people with…